How not to survive (Reverse Edition)

How not to survive (Reverse Edition)

Hank Bangert, Writer

How not to survive in the wild: When you get to your desired camping spot, move downhill. This makes it so if there is a flash flood then you will not survive because all of the water will flow into your tent which will not go well.                   If you are lucky and no precipitation happens (rain, snow, sleet, etc.), then start a project outside of your tent. Maybe start to build a cabin or a wood statue of a penguin. You should work day and night, don’t sleep, don’t go hunting, keep working. Once you are finished with this project of yours, you will be very hungry, tired, deprived, sick. There you go, you won’t survive and you will have to bail out.

 

How not to survive Minecraft: If you have played Minecraft more than twice then you will know to punch a tree, look at your surroundings, don’t dig straight down, etc. Well guess what. When you spawn in, run in a random direction and just keep going. Once you aren’t able to sprint anymore because of lost hunger, you are finally allowed to punch a tree. Make a wood pickaxe. And start digging straight down. Once your pickaxe breaks, use the stone you got to build back up. I can almost guarantee that your hunger is very low or completely gone by now. The only step to do now is wait for night.