Poodle Park

Poodle Park

Katelyn Shults, Writer

    Kool-aid Pinocchio was dragging Poodles along on October 20, 2020, at “Trash-lid Park” while petting maggots the size of pigeons. While walking in the park, “petting maggots” the boy attracts the unwanted attention of hundreds of other poodles, racing for maggot food.  The poodles ate a lot of maggots before Kool-Aid was able to get away and run home.   

    His father, Henry Pinocchio, now yells at other people saying, “Poodles should be executed, including my own! Those poodles ate my son’s maggots, and he loved them!”  One of the bystanders responds, “Pigeon-maggots are poodle food, don’t you know that?” A second person piped up, “The poodles are just following their instincts.  They have to eat!”  Henry Pinocchio decided he should talk to his wife about this difference of opinion. Iris Pinocchio listened patiently to her husband as he explained the two sides, then she remarked, “Well, poodles are going to eat what they eat, but if Kool-aid wants to have a Pigeon maggot as a pet, he just needs to keep it away from the poodles.” 

Kood-Aid liked the idea but declared to have a least ten maggots and his father made a stylish hanging maggot house. If you go to Gutter street in the town of Knowhere you’ll still see the same hot-pink victorian maggot house on the tree of Here-there.